whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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