I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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