My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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