Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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