Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."�
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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