we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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