Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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