if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
My breasts were aching with rage.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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