found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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