why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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