Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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