I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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