Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
apparently the secret to your success is patron
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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