i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
is that a dick in a sweater?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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