never play flip cup with pint glasses
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize
