Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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