We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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