how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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