I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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