I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!�
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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