He is such a slut. More and more my type.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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