Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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