We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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