No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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