I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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