I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
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