I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
God, I missed his penis.
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