you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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