Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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