i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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