I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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