we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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