2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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