He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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