Got a toothbrush?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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