hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
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you have to choose: penises or morals?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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