Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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