You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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