My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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