i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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