I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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