Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
