What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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