Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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