I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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