We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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