Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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