Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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