Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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