whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
organizing the empties. That sober.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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